mom: did you eat all the donuts
me: no
mom: why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants
me: thats cocaine
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emilyvictorialove: Amy Winehouse after hearing she has just won her first Grammy (2008)
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whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via tortoisesoup)

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hatoful-boxcars:

using low level pokemon as sacrifices to stall so you can heal the pokemon you actually give a shit about

LMFAO I thought i was the only one. 

(via greatillusion)

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