trillow:

“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that

(via tortoisesoup)

redkiteslongnights:

handsome-squidward:

gameandwatch:

natsugay:

For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass

Proof for those of us that are unaware

I’m crying listen to it

This is the best thing. *cackle*

(Source: ryoutashota, via hawt-dayum)

xcindaays:

1. Dead trees still stand and so can you.
2. You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you. 
3. Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.

(Source: pornogrinder)