sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

(Source: sofiajonze, via loveamongowls)

1 week ago | Permalink

wanglnciaga:

so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or

(Source: deadlustre, via manda)

1 week ago | Permalink
" I remember crying over you and I don’t mean a couple of tears and I’m blue. I’m talking about collapsing and screaming at the moon. "
The Avett Brothers, Tear Down the House  (via onlinebabe)

(Source: aninsignificantlittlespeck, via starryhours)

1 week ago | Permalink

2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

(Source: oknope, via stability)

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" "I love women," is not a get out of jail free card. Thicke pulled the same bullshit when he was accused of degrading women in "Blurred Lines": "When we made the song, we had nothing but the most respect for women," he said. How nice of you to say so, Mr. Thicke. Alas, your work shows the opposite to be true. I am fairly certain many of the men who buy sex and consume porn also think they do it because they really, really, love women. NOPE. You love women like I love wine — as something I consume selfishly for my personal benefit and as a product. "
2 weeks ago | Permalink
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